James ‘Jay’ Noland’s Latest Ventures Raise Familiar Concerns
Permanently banned from MLM, Noland has found other ways to exploit consumers.
Sicairos et al. v. Slate Craft Goods, Inc.
25-cv-10617, C.D. Cal.
(Nov. 2025)
Slate Protein Milk Shake and Slate Ultra Shake
Products contain less protein than advertised
Pending
Permanently banned from MLM, Noland has found other ways to exploit consumers.
Pulling back the curtain on this official-sounding website.
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