James ‘Jay’ Noland’s Latest Ventures Raise Familiar Concerns
Permanently banned from MLM, Noland has found other ways to exploit consumers.
Clemente et al. v. Jocko Fuel, LLC
26-cv-659, S.D.N.Y.
(Jan. 2026)
Jocko Mölk Chocolate Protein Shake
Misleadingly marketing products as providing “clean fuel” and meeting “unbeatable standards” without disclosing that they are contaminated, or are at risk of being contaminated, with cadmium
Pending
Permanently banned from MLM, Noland has found other ways to exploit consumers.
Pulling back the curtain on this official-sounding website.
Can these “robot” puppies replace man’s best friend?
Can you actually work out without the work?
MADISON, CONN. Feb. 11, 2026 – A company calling itself “Patent & Trademark Office” is violating the FTC’s Impersonation Rule as well as the FTC Act by falsely posing as…