Diet Drug Transfers Fat to Breasts and Tans Skin

I was listening to Pandora on my computer today, when an ad popped up.  Not an unusual occurrence, but this ad, well this ad stopped me in my tracks.  Observe:

First reaction: totally gross.  Second reaction: hello Photoshop!  Clicking on the link, I found another great before and after shot:

Gee, not only did she lose a ton of weight and turn a totally different color in 21 days, but all the fat in her body migrated up to her breasts.

Proof yet again that the only diet miracles out there are brought to you by Dr. Deception.